WHITE CHICKS. 2004

Am I allowed to review a film from the previews & clips only? Not entirely fair to do that, cuz who knows, maybe the actual film had some passing moment of charm or humor no advertisement could convey. So I'm not reviewing a film I had no earthly desire to watch. I'm reviewing those inescapable unfunny teasers, clips, & trailers that we were all unwillingly subjected to throughout the original release-week.

Cuz criminy, the make-up design turning black dudes into white chicks was more like turning them into crazy scary monsters, & the sample gags in the clips were just too creepy to be humorous. The Wayan brothers Marlon & Shawn were so ugly-ass unconvincing that I couldn't imagine this story making sense (outside the context of a black transvestite's masturbation fantasy) unless they were supposed to be portraying psycho killer space-demons whose disguises wouldn't fool a drunkard on a dark night into mistaking them for even human.

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